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My random thoughts…
Does anyone find it kinda scary that we can’t see the future? I mean, at no point in our lives do we ever know what’s gonna happen. We never know the consequences of our actions until it’s too late. I’m sorry, but that scares me. It’s no wonder people like glass balls…
Why do socks have to get holes in them? Or tights? Or anything for that matter? And who decided that holes in jeans were cool? Why can’t somebody make clothing that doesn’t break? And do you think if they ever did, we’d all look like robots?
Do you think we can call Americans: USAians?
Why is it that whenever we wanna show somebody something amazing we’ve just done, can we not do it? And why when you’re looking for something important, can you not find it? Especially keys when you’re late for something. That really pisses me off. Also, why when you say, for example, “yellow cars are really rare”, why does everyone suddenly have a yellow car? Is life just out make us look stupid?
Why the hell do I right this shit down? Who cares about what’s going on in my head? Why am I even writing this? I’m practically disputing with myself and it’s kinda strange. I need to stop…
Why do we have pets? Who decided it was fair to keep dogs and cats in the house. Or any animal for that matter. I think it’s wrong, although, it doesn’t stop me, dog treats are so good…
Here’s a list of the people that piss me off:
· Paris Hilton & Britney Spears
· Big headed people who think they’re better than everyone else
· Racist people. I don’t care if they’re nice really cos they can’t be if they don’t believe we’re all equal. I believe this rule goes with the second type of person I don’t like.
· Bullies. What is their problem? No, I know that like 9 cases out of 10 they do have a problem somewhere in their life but why do they have to take it out on people who did nothing wrong?
· Woman or man beaters, or animal beaters or anyone or anything that beats anyone or anything, it’s just mean, unnecessary and it terrorises and hurts people (or things) so stop it.
· Paedophiles & rapists. I don’t care who you are, I don’t like you, I think you’re sick.
· Politicians and dictators. Enough said.
· People who criticise other people’s tastes in music. I know this one guy who I was gonna be in a group with. He said it wasn’t gonna work out cos I liked Greenday and he hated them (I pointed out to him that Greenday had done a rad version of “my generation” which was one of the songs he wanted to play, only he wanted to do the who’s version. I still don’t know how exactly I was supposed to learn those bass fills in two days…). It was stupid really cos he needed a bass player and I liked the same music as him too. I don’t like to just listen to one type of music non stop. It gets boring after a while.
· This guy I used to know at school. I won’t name him cos that would just be mean but I still can’t get over how much of a dick he was. It makes me laugh.
· Girls. Girls in general piss me off. I never got on with them in school. I hung around with guys. I just have so much more respect for guys, I mean, if they don’t like you, they tell you to your face and they don’t bitch about it behind your back. The only complaint I would make though is that they really don’t understand that when a girl is having her monthlies she needs space. I don’t know how many times I have wanted to smack somebody when they come in my personal space at that time of the month. Doesn’t the sarcasm and lack of sense of humour warn you to STAY BACK?
· People who fancy themselves. The “it” girls and boys of the “in” crowds. They’re nothing special and it must be hard not being able to move your faces with all those layers of make up.
· Girls who pluck their eyes brows so much that they’re practically non existent. What’s the point? Personally, I’d rather have visible eye brows than a couple of hairs above my eyes.
· People who say that Good Charlotte try to be Goths. People that say that obviously know nothing about Punk and they look really thick when they say that. They should just keep their mouths shut and go listen to their own music. I love GC, they’ve been through a lot of shit and came through the other side still standing strong. They should set an example for so many people.
· Hypocrites. Although, I think we’re all hypocritical at times but for some people, it’s like their occupation. It’s just annoying. Don’t they have anything better to do?
· People that pick out people’s flaws. It doesn’t do much for your confidence or ego.
It looks like I hate a hell of a lot of people. Maybe I’m out on a war against the world. I think I’m gonna need some back up here so e-mail me!!! I’ve now just realised that everything I’ve just written above apart from the last bullet point was picking out people’s flaws which was also hypocritical of me. Maybe if I go back and erase those last two, I won’t look so stupid… Nah, what the hell. It’ll give you guys something to laugh about…
I was walking to school with a friend one day and I said to him that I wondered what it would be like if every time a red car drove past, we’d all stop what we were doing, get down on our hands and knees and start barking at them. He then looked at me weirdly at carried on walking. I don’t think I’ll ever find out what he thought about that.
Doesn’t the word “weird” annoy you? I can never remember how to spell it, I always get the “e” and the “I” the wrong way wrong. It’s great on computers cos they correct it for you so you don’t look dumb but if you’re writing to someone the paper doesn’t correct it for you. Hey, wouldn’t that be cool if paper could correct your faults? That would be cool. What the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, “weird”. I hate that word. My friend once told me that if you spell it as wierd then it would be pronounced “why erd”. At the time I thought “that’s a good point, now I’ll always remember that” but guess what, I forgot, there are very few times I remember to remember that.
Does this make me look blonde if I write all these stupid things down (I am actually blonde). Why are blondes known as thick? I think it’s all psychological. Like, if you say to someone that mini skirts make everyone look great then everyone will start wearing them. And what is the point of fashion? Why can’t everyone just be unique? That way, you wouldn’t get anymore women telling the story of how embarrassing it was when “so and so” wore the same dress as you at your husbands work due. What’s wrong with that anyway? Isn’t that kind of a compliment to what you’re wearing? I don’t get it.
Why do women ask if their bums look big in something? I mean, it’s not the smallest part of the body and it’s a secondary sexual feature. It seems to me that even if your bum looked tiny in something, men would still look. It makes me wonder if J.Lo asks that when she puts clothes on…
This next bit I’m going to write is for girls. I hate it when people say they have the period from hell. THEY’RE ALL FROM HELL!!! I reckon it was another one of God’s punishments, like when he banished Eve from the garden, or when he told Noah to take all those animals onto the arc or when he created boy bands like Mcfly, noise next door, Backstreet boys or Busted. Actually, I do have a lot of respect for Charlie Simpson, he’s a good man but Matt and the other guy pee me off. And while I’m on that subject I guess I should admit that some of Mcfly’s stuff isn’t that bad. But I stick by what I say about noise next door, it’s such a waste of radio time. Now I’m being a bitch. So, going back to periods: maybe it was another thing that came out of Pandora’s Box. There was evil, illness, violence, hate, anger, sadness, poverty and periods. Or maybe it’s God’s way of telling you to be a good girl, it’s a little taste of hell. Maybe in hell you have a period everyday. Whoa, I hope they have a lot of Tampax and Always in hell…
I can’t decide which is worse, to be too hot or too cold.
I’m sat here, suffering from a sever dose of hiccoughs. What the point is in them is beyond me.
If you question God’s existence does that make you a philosopher or an atheist? I believe in God there’s just some things that I always wonder about, like, how did he get there and how does it all work? He did he create the world? And who says God is a man? Was it men who said that?
My Mum tells me sometimes that she wonders why I wasn’t born a boy. I do actually wonder what it would be like to be a boy. Maybe when I die, I’ll ask to be reincarnated as one.
I have this one memory from when I was in first school. We were playing with a load of sand and I accidentally flicked a load of it up into my friend’s face. I think it hurt quite a lot. I was stood there apologising to her and saying “please don’t tell on me”. In the end I told her to blame it on this other guy who’s name was Thomas, I think, who wasn’t even at the sand pit. She did say it was him and the poor guy had to stand up away from the class while we all played. I never admitted it to him or the teacher. The only people who ever know that it was me are me and that girl. I wish I could see that guy now and apologise, I feel really sorry for him. I hope that one situation hasn’t scarred him for life. He might have become some kind of maniac or committed suicide because of my actions. I wonder where he is now…
You know what? I’ve just decided I don’t hate feet anymore. I just don’t like them shoved in my face or the thought of Britney Spears going to a petrol station toilet bare-footed.
Does anyone agree with me that Dave from Simple Plan and Mike from Greenday should sing main parts more often than once in an album and for longer than a couple of seconds? And I think Tré Cool has a cool voice too. No offence meant to Pierre or Billy Joe but Mike and Dave have better voices than to be stuck doing backing all the time.
In general, I think my Mum has a really bad sense of humour. If she tells a joke, she is the only one laughing at it and the rest of us are laughing at her laughing. But there was this one thing she said which tickled me. She was stood in the kitchen one day doing the washing-up when she said to my brother “go tickle your arse with a feather”. My brother looked at her quickly and asked her what she’d just said. She said “particularly nasty weather”. I thought that was pretty darn clever and it actually made me laugh. The person that made that up deserves a medal.
Why do people use double negatives? Don’t they no that if you say “I ain’t done nufink mate” it actually means you have done something? And why do white guys speak like they’re black? I don’t get it. Fink bout it mate. While I’m on that subject, the phrase “init” is one of the most annoying things in the world. Init.
Why is it that when you’ve just broken up with someone, everyone is suddenly in love?
If you’re told to expect the unexpected then wouldn’t then mean that something was expected? The unexpectable?
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